{"id":8431,"date":"2014-12-15T19:21:56","date_gmt":"2014-12-15T19:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/15\/the-changing-interests-of-aging-golfers\/"},"modified":"2014-12-15T19:21:56","modified_gmt":"2014-12-15T19:21:56","slug":"the-changing-interests-of-aging-golfers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/15\/the-changing-interests-of-aging-golfers\/","title":{"rendered":"The changing interests of aging golfers"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nA group of golfing buddies, all in their 40’s, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because it wasn’t far from the course, the waitresses were young, good looking, showed lots of cleavage and wore short-shorts.<\/p>\n

\tTen years later, in their 50’s, the golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.<\/p>\n

\tTen years later, in their 60’s, the gang again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.<\/p>\n

\tTen years later, in their 70’s, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.<\/p>\n

\tTen years later, in their 80’s, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before.<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on December 16, 2014, 3:33 pm<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on December 18, 2014, 11:35 pm<\/p>\n

Gotta love it. LMAO.<\/p>\n

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