{"id":8387,"date":"2014-12-04T01:18:33","date_gmt":"2014-12-04T01:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/04\/gotta-love-us-seniors\/"},"modified":"2014-12-04T01:18:33","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T01:18:33","slug":"gotta-love-us-seniors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/04\/gotta-love-us-seniors\/","title":{"rendered":"Gotta love us seniors"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nDuring a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
\n\tor not an older person should be put in an old age home?" <\/p>\n

\t"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
\n\tand a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." <\/p>\n

\t"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because
\n\tit is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."<\/p>\n

\t"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
\n\tnear the window?"<\/p>\n

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