{"id":8370,"date":"2014-11-30T17:19:24","date_gmt":"2014-11-30T17:19:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/11\/30\/no-sunday-newspaper-love-this-one\/"},"modified":"2014-11-30T17:19:24","modified_gmt":"2014-11-30T17:19:24","slug":"no-sunday-newspaper-love-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/11\/30\/no-sunday-newspaper-love-this-one\/","title":{"rendered":"No Sunday Newspaper&#8212;love this one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nThis is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you will become seniors.<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Where is my Sunday paper?&quot;  yelled the old man over the phone.<br \/>\n\tThe irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where his Sunday edition was.<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Sir,&quot; said the newspaper employee, &quot;today is Saturday.  The Sunday paper will not be delivered until tomorrow&#8211;on SUNDAY.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tThere was a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as the customer was heard to mutter &quot;well, shoot that explains why no one was at church either.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on November 30, 2014, 7:21 pm<\/p>\n<div>LOL<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you will become seniors. &quot;Where is my Sunday paper?&quot; yelled the old man over the phone. The irate customer&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}