{"id":8230,"date":"2014-11-01T15:16:58","date_gmt":"2014-11-01T15:16:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/11\/01\/one-day-in-the-library\/"},"modified":"2014-11-01T15:16:58","modified_gmt":"2014-11-01T15:16:58","slug":"one-day-in-the-library","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/11\/01\/one-day-in-the-library\/","title":{"rendered":"One day in the library"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nA guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. <\/p>\n

\tHe asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"<\/p>\n

\tThe girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!\u201d<\/p>\n

\tAll the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. <\/p>\n

\tAfter a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said with a laugh:
\n\t"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking." <\/p>\n

\tI guess you felt embarrassed, right? The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? .. THAT"S ROBBERY! <\/p>\n

\tAll the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. <\/p>\n

\tThe guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people".<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Finisher on November 1, 2014, 7:16 pm<\/p>\n

That was good .<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on November 5, 2014, 12:58 am<\/p>\n

LOL<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on November 5, 2014, 1:23 am<\/p>\n

Loved it.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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