\nThese greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
\n\t~ Sam Snead<\/p>\n
\tI was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
\n\t~ George Brett<\/p>\n
\tActually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
\n\t~ Jim Murray<\/p>\n
\tThe only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
\n\t~ Mickey Mantle<\/p>\n
\tI don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par..
\n\t~ Chi Rodriguez<\/p>\n
\tAfter all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on theAmerican golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
\n\t~ Chi Rodriguez<\/p>\n
\tThe ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
\n\t~ Brian Weis<\/p>\n
\tSwing hard in case you hit it.
\n\t~ Dan Marino<\/p>\n
\tMy favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
\n\t~ Lord Robertson<\/p>\n
\tGive me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
\n\t~ Jack Benny<\/p>\n
\tThere is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
\n\t~ Ben Hogan<\/p>\n
\tProfessional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best
\n\t~ Jack Nicklaus<\/p>\n
\tThe uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.
\n\t~ H G Wells<\/p>\n
\tI never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
\n\t~ Billy Graham<\/p>\n
\tIf you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf..
\n\t~ Bob Hope<\/p>\n
\tWhile playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
\n\t~ Henny Youngman<\/p>\n
\tIf you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
\n\t~ Jack Lemmon<\/p>\n
\tYou can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
\n\t~ Lee Trevino<\/p>\n
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