{"id":8035,"date":"2014-09-19T15:02:14","date_gmt":"2014-09-19T15:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/09\/19\/dirty-jokes-we-totally-missed-in-beloved-films-from-our-youth\/"},"modified":"2014-09-19T15:02:14","modified_gmt":"2014-09-19T15:02:14","slug":"dirty-jokes-we-totally-missed-in-beloved-films-from-our-youth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/09\/19\/dirty-jokes-we-totally-missed-in-beloved-films-from-our-youth\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Jokes We TOTALLY Missed In Beloved Films From Our Youth"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nShrek 2001<\/span><\/p>\n

\tPans up on huge castle.<\/p>\n

\t\u201cDo you think maybe he\u2019s compensating for something?\u201d
\n\thttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ksjdMupGm9o&feature=youtu.be<\/a><\/p>\n

\n\tThe Santa Clause (1996)<\/span><\/p>\n

\tCharlie: "You\u2019re flying!"<\/p>\n

\tSanta Claus: "It\u2019s okay, I lived through the \u201860s."
\n\thttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3DP9pYnSgdo&feature=youtu.be<\/a><\/p>\n

\tIce Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)<\/span><\/p>\n

\t\u201cLet me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tMrs. Doubtfire (1993<\/span>)<\/p>\n

\tMrs. Doubtfire: "Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?"<\/p>\n

\tStu: "Mrs. Doubtfire, please."<\/p>\n

\tMrs. Doubtfire: "Oh, dear, now I’m sorry, am I being a little graphic? I’m sorry. Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth…I hope you bring cocktail sauce. She’s got the crabs, dear, and I don’t mean Dungeness."
\n\thttp:\/\/vimeo.com\/29579527<\/a><\/p>\n

\tHercules (1997)<\/span> <\/p>\n

\t"And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man, I thought I had problems."<\/p>\n

\tToy Story 2 (1999<\/span>)<\/p>\n

\tFans refer to this as the \u201cdouble-wing boner.\u201d
\n\thttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VKBylizNgAk&feature=youtu.be<\/a><\/p>\n

\tBig (1988)<\/span><\/p>\n

\tSusan: "I\u2019m not sure if we should do this yet. I mean, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you." <\/p>\n

\tJosh: "Do you mean sleep over?"<\/p>\n

\tSusan: "Well, yeah." <\/p>\n

\tJosh: "Okay…but I get to be on top!"
\n\thttps:\/\/www.facebook.com\/video\/video.php?v=407693863577<\/a><\/p>\n

\tSkinner: "What are you doing in here?"<\/p>\n

\tLinguini: "I’m just familiarizing myself with, you know, the vegetables and such."<\/p>\n

\tSkinner: "Get out! One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!"
\n\t\"\"<\/p>\n

\tAladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)<\/span><\/p>\n

\t[During a wedding stampede.]<\/p>\n

\t"I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon."
\n\thttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tNHD_5k36X8&feature=youtu.be<\/a><\/p>\n

\tThe Emperor’s New Groove (2000)<\/span><\/p>\n

\t"I bet you weren’t expecting this."
\n\thttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=R2KJVD2vWRU&feature=youtu.be<\/a><\/p>\n

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