{"id":8032,"date":"2014-09-18T23:55:17","date_gmt":"2014-09-18T23:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/09\/18\/golf-joke\/"},"modified":"2014-09-18T23:55:17","modified_gmt":"2014-09-18T23:55:17","slug":"golf-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/09\/18\/golf-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Golf joke"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nJim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.<\/p>\n

\tOne evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. <\/p>\n

\tAfter a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs?"<\/p>\n

\tJim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what’s wrong?"<\/p>\n

\t"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife." "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn’t know you were married before!" <\/p>\n

\t"I wasn’t!"<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on September 19, 2014, 12:12 am<\/p>\n

I agree !!!!!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on September 21, 2014, 5:42 pm<\/p>\n

Took me a second—a good one. Will share with my golf buddies.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on September 23, 2014, 8:28 am<\/p>\n

I often say Golf is my mistress, but I have a very understanding wife. \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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