{"id":796,"date":"2012-06-12T11:40:01","date_gmt":"2012-06-12T11:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/06\/12\/amazing-simple-home-remedies\/"},"modified":"2012-06-12T11:40:01","modified_gmt":"2012-06-12T11:40:01","slug":"amazing-simple-home-remedies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/06\/12\/amazing-simple-home-remedies\/","title":{"rendered":"Amazing, Simple Home Remedies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nThese may have been posted before, but who cares, they are timeless.<\/p>\n<p>\tAMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:<\/p>\n<p>\t1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.  <br \/>\n\t 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.  <br \/>\n\t 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.  <br \/>\n\t 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. <br \/>\n\t 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A  LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU&#8217;LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.  <br \/>\n\t 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE &#8211; WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN&#8217;T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN&#8217;T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.  <br \/>\n\t 7. IF YOU CAN&#8217;T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU&#8217;VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on June 14, 2012, 1:24 pm<\/p>\n<div>I need some of these in my home repairs.<\/p>\n<p>\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These may have been posted before, but who cares, they are timeless. AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}