{"id":7947,"date":"2014-08-30T18:27:16","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T18:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/the-italian-man-of-his-house\/"},"modified":"2014-08-30T18:27:16","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T18:27:16","slug":"the-italian-man-of-his-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/the-italian-man-of-his-house\/","title":{"rendered":"The Italian Man of his house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nThe Italian MAN of His House with his Italian wife!<\/p>\n<p>\tAnthony had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE MAN of Your House. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, &quot;From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. <\/p>\n<p>\tYou&#8217;ll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I&#8217;m finished eating my meal, you&#8217;ll serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, we&#8217;re going upstairs and we&#8217;ll have the kind of sex that I want.. Afterwards, you&#8217;re going to draw me a bath so I can relax. <\/p>\n<p>\tYou&#8217;ll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you&#8217;ll massage my feet and hands.  Then tomorrow, guess who&#8217;s going to dress me and comb my hair?&quot; <\/p>\n<p>\tHis Sicilian wife replied, \u201cThe funeral director would be my first guess&quot;.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on September 4, 2014, 10:09 pm<\/p>\n<div>Doc loved it.  Rose loved it.<br \/>\n\tdoc<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Italian MAN of His House with his Italian wife! Anthony had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE MAN of Your House. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, &quot;From now on,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}