\nWinston Churchill loved araprosdokians, figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is\u2026surprising or unexpected.<\/p>\n
\t1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.<\/p>\n
\t2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list.<\/p>\n
\t3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<\/p>\n
\t4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.<\/p>\n
\t5. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.<\/p>\n
\t6. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.<\/p>\n
\t7. They begin the evening news with ‘Good Evening,’ then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.<\/p>\n
\t8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.<\/p>\n
\t9. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out, I just wanted pay checks.<\/p>\n
\t10. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, notify:’ I put "DOCTOR."<\/p>\n
\t11. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.<\/p>\n
\t12. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street…with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.<\/p>\n
\t13. Behind every successful man is his woman.
\n\tBehind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.<\/p>\n
\t14. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.<\/p>\n
\t15. You do not need a parachute to skydive.
\n\tYou only need a parachute to skydive twice.<\/p>\n
\t16. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.<\/p>\n
\t17. There’s a fine line between cuddling and…
\n\tholding someone down so they can’t get away.<\/p>\n
\t18. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.<\/p>\n
\t19. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.<\/p>\n
\t20. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.<\/p>\n
\t21. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.<\/p>\n
\t22. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<\/p>\n
\t23. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more
\n\t than standing in a garage makes you a car.<\/p>\n
\t24. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but now it\u2019s getting harder and harder for me to find one.<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> ACPA on August 24, 2014, 4:55 pm<\/p>\n \tNoah<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on August 27, 2014, 4:23 am<\/p>\n Posted by:<\/strong> Scan on August 27, 2014, 10:22 pm<\/p>\n Winston Churchill loved araprosdokians, figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is\u2026surprising or unexpected. 1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}