{"id":7802,"date":"2014-08-07T00:13:23","date_gmt":"2014-08-07T00:13:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/08\/07\/a-romantic-hello\/"},"modified":"2014-08-07T00:13:23","modified_gmt":"2014-08-07T00:13:23","slug":"a-romantic-hello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/08\/07\/a-romantic-hello\/","title":{"rendered":"A Romantic Hello"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nAn elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.<\/p>\n<p>\tOne afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.<\/p>\n<p>\tShe decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tThe husband texted back to her:  <\/p>\n<p>\n\t&quot;I&#8217;m on the toilet.    Please advise.&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on August 7, 2014, 12:39 am<\/p>\n<div>LOL<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}