{"id":773,"date":"2012-06-05T20:03:30","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T20:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/06\/05\/canibal-restaurant\/"},"modified":"2012-06-05T20:03:30","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T20:03:30","slug":"canibal-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/06\/05\/canibal-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"Canibal Restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA cannibal was walking through the jungle<\/p>\n<p>\tAnd came upon a restaurant operated by a<br \/>\n\tFellow cannibal.<\/p>\n<p>\tFeeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>\t+   Tourist: $8.00 <\/p>\n<p>\t+  Broiled Missionary: $10.00 <\/p>\n<p>\t+  Fried Explorer: $12.50 <\/p>\n<p>\t+  Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00<\/p>\n<p>\tThe cannibal called the waiter over and asked,<br \/>\n\t&quot;Why such a high price for the Politicians?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tThe cook replied, &quot;Have you ever tried to clean one? <br \/>\n\tThey&#8217;re so full of shit, it takes all morning.&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Timmer on June 6, 2012, 1:50 pm<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude0e  \ud83d\ude0e  \ud83d\ude0e<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu&#8230;. + Tourist: $8.00 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $12.50 +&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}