\nA 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.<\/p>\n
\tShouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the monster that did this to you? I want to know!!!"<\/p>\n
\tWithout answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house.<\/p>\n
\tHe sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.<\/p>\n
\t"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank account."<\/p>\n
\t"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account."<\/p>\n
\t "However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not sure what to do. What do you suggest?"<\/p>\n
\tAll silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, "So, you’ll try again."<\/p>\n
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