{"id":7660,"date":"2014-07-13T04:03:30","date_gmt":"2014-07-13T04:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/07\/13\/hiv-at-85\/"},"modified":"2014-07-13T04:03:30","modified_gmt":"2014-07-13T04:03:30","slug":"hiv-at-85","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/07\/13\/hiv-at-85\/","title":{"rendered":"HIV at 85"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n85 year old man goes to see his doctor for a routine physical. After running the test the doctors says, "You have HIV."
\n\tThe man says to his doctor, "You’re crazy, I’m 85 years old."
\n\tDoctor replies, "That’s what I thought, so I ran the test again and it came back positive again."
\n\tThe man calls his best friend, Paul, and says, "I have HIV at 85, can you believe that?"
\n\tPaul says, "You thing you have problems, I got IBM at 120."<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on July 21, 2014, 2:36 pm<\/p>\n

Did not see that one coming. Funny.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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