{"id":765,"date":"2012-06-04T22:01:10","date_gmt":"2012-06-04T22:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/06\/04\/while-were-at-it\/"},"modified":"2012-06-04T22:01:10","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T22:01:10","slug":"while-were-at-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/06\/04\/while-were-at-it\/","title":{"rendered":"While we're at it"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nOH HELL !! … Let’s Offend Everybody<\/span><\/p>\n

\tQ. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
\n\tA. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. <\/p>\n

\tQ. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
\n\tA. A different bar. <\/p>\n

\n\tQ. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
\n\tA. Sum Ting Wong.<\/p>\n

\n\tQ. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
\n\tA. A speech impediment. <\/p>\n

\n\tQ. Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
\n\tA. Because they’re not going to work in the future either. <\/p>\n

\tQ. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
\n\tA. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. <\/p>\n

\tQ. What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
\n\tA. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. <\/p>\n

\tQ How do you get a room full of little 80-year-old ladies to say the ‘F’ word?
\n\tA. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, ‘BINGO!’ <\/p>\n

\tQ. What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
\n\tA. A northern fairytale begins, …’Once upon a time…’ ;
\n\t A southern fairytale begins, … ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.’<\/p>\n

\tQ. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
\n\tA. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> ACPA on June 4, 2012, 10:50 pm<\/p>\n

you were almost successful but there maybe someone you didn’t offend<\/p>\n

\tNoah<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on June 5, 2012, 2:53 am<\/p>\n

Actually, I think you covered it pretty well \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on June 20, 2012, 1:20 am<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 <\/p>\n

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