{"id":7603,"date":"2014-07-02T15:38:52","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T15:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/07\/02\/the-confession\/"},"modified":"2014-07-02T15:38:52","modified_gmt":"2014-07-02T15:38:52","slug":"the-confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/07\/02\/the-confession\/","title":{"rendered":"The confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA guy enters a Roman Catholic Church confessional in Texas.<\/p>\n<p>\tHe tells the Priest: &quot;Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.<br \/>\n\tLast night, I beat the hell out of an Obama supporter.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe Priest responds:  &quot;My son, I&#8217;m here to forgive your sins,<br \/>\n\tnot to discuss your Community Service .<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> getagrip on July 2, 2014, 4:44 pm<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude00  \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy enters a Roman Catholic Church confessional in Texas. He tells the Priest: &quot;Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the hell out of an Obama supporter. The Priest responds: &quot;My son, I&#8217;m here to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}