\nAt dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Kent? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."<\/p>\n
\t"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"<\/p>\n
\t"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Kent, that your parrot, he is dead".<\/p>\n
\t"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"<\/p>\n
\t"Si, Senor, that’s the one."<\/p>\n
\t"Damn! That’s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"<\/p>\n
\t"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Kent."<\/p>\n
\t"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"<\/p>\n
\t"Nobody, Senor . He ate the meat of the dead horse."<\/p>\n
\t"Dead horse? What dead horse?"<\/p>\n
\t"The thoroughbred, Senor Kent."<\/p>\n
\t"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"<\/p>\n
\t"Yes, Senor Kent, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."<\/p>\n
\t"Are you insane? What water cart?"<\/p>\n
\t"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."<\/p>\n
\t"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"<\/p>\n
\t"The one at your house, Senor Kent! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."<\/p>\n
\t"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"<\/p>\n
\t"Yes, Senor Kent."<\/p>\n
\t"But there’s electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"<\/p>\n
\t"For the funeral, Senor Kent."<\/p>\n
\t"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"
\n\t"Your wife’s, Senor Kent". She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited Edition Custom Gold Engraved Sporting Clays Special with the custom Wangi Exhibition Grade Stock with the ISIS Recoil Reduction System.<\/p>\n
\tSILENCE… LONG SILENCE…VERY LONG SILENCE.<\/p>\n
\t"Ernesto, if you scratched that shotgun,
\n\tyou’re in deep shit."<\/p>\n
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