{"id":753,"date":"2012-06-03T03:31:04","date_gmt":"2012-06-03T03:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/06\/03\/little-rick\/"},"modified":"2012-06-03T03:31:04","modified_gmt":"2012-06-03T03:31:04","slug":"little-rick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/06\/03\/little-rick\/","title":{"rendered":"LITTLE RICK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 16px\">Little Rick<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i49.tinypic.com\/28tl1mf.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n\tLittle Rick and Gina are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.<\/p>\n<p>\tOne day they decide that they want to get married, so Rick goes to Gina&#8217;s father to ask him for her hand.<\/p>\n<p>\tRick bravely walks up to him and says, &quot;Mr. Smith, me and Gina are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tThinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, &quot;Well Rick, you are only 10.. Where will you two live?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tWithout even taking a moment to think about it, Rick replies, &quot;In Gina&#8217;s room. It&#8217;s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tStill thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, &quot;Okay, then how will you live? You&#8217;re not old enough to get a job. You&#8217;ll need to support Gina.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tAgain, Rick instantly replies, &quot;Our allowance, Gina makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That&#8217;s about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tMr. Smith is impressed Rick has put so much thought into this.<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Well Rick, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tRick just shrugs his shoulders and says,<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Well, we&#8217;ve been lucky so far.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t<span style=\"font-size: 16px\">Mr. Smith Passed Out and  no longer thinks Rick is adorable&#8230;  <\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Rick Little Rick and Gina are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Rick goes to Gina&#8217;s father to ask him for her hand&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}