{"id":7491,"date":"2014-06-09T01:40:42","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T01:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/06\/09\/woman-pregnant\/"},"modified":"2014-06-09T01:40:42","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T01:40:42","slug":"woman-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/06\/09\/woman-pregnant\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman Pregnant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA 71 year old lady goes to see the doctor&#8212;not her regular doctor but a new young one who had room in his schedule to see her.  <\/p>\n<p>\tSuddenly see ran out of the examining room screaming running into her regular doctor.  He stopped her and asked her what the matter was.  She replied &quot;he said I was pregnant.&quot;  <\/p>\n<p>\tHer regular doctor went to see the young new doctor who had examined her and asked &quot;what the hell happened in here.  Why did you tell her she was pregnant.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tWithout looking up from what he was writing on her chart he said &quot;does she still have the hiccups?&quot;  <\/p>\n<p>\tThanks Tommy C.  This is a good one.<\/p>\n<p>\tDoc<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 71 year old lady goes to see the doctor&#8212;not her regular doctor but a new young one who had room in his schedule to see her. Suddenly see ran out of the examining room screaming running into her regular&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}