\n10.) Golfer: "Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake."
\n\tCaddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long"?<\/p>\n
\t9.) Golfer: "I’d move Heaven and Earth to break 100 on this course."
\n\tCaddy: "Try Heaven, you’ve already moved most of the Earth.<\/p>\n
\t8.) Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving"?
\n\tCaddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."<\/p>\n
\t7.) Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron"?
\n\tCaddy: "Eventually."<\/p>\n
\t6.) Golfer: "You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world."
\n\tCaddy: "I don’t think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."<\/p>\n
\t5.) Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch. It’s too much of a distraction."
\n\tCaddy: "It’s not a watch, it’s a compass."<\/p>\n
\t4.) Golfer: "How do you like my game"?
\n\tCaddy: "Very good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf."<\/p>\n
\t3.) Golfer: "Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday"?
\n\tCaddy: "The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day."<\/p>\n
\t2.) Golfer: "This is the worst course I’ve ever played on."
\n\tCaddy: "This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago."<\/p>\n
\t1.) Golfer: "That can’t be my ball, it’s too old."
\n\tCaddy: "It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir."<\/p>\n
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