{"id":7453,"date":"2014-05-24T19:02:30","date_gmt":"2014-05-24T19:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/05\/24\/mensa-question\/"},"modified":"2014-05-24T19:02:30","modified_gmt":"2014-05-24T19:02:30","slug":"mensa-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/05\/24\/mensa-question\/","title":{"rendered":"Mensa Question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nYou are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.<\/p>\n<p>\tOn your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.<\/p>\n<p>\tDirectly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it.<\/p>\n<p>\tBehind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.<\/p>\n<p>\tWhat must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?<\/p>\n<p>\t See answer below:<\/p>\n<p>\tGet your drunken ass off the merry-go-round!<\/p>\n<p>\tGoddess<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on May 24, 2014, 7:37 pm<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude06  \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on May 26, 2014, 3:44 pm<\/p>\n<div>Did not see that one coming.  Funny.<\/p>\n<p>\tRose and Doc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}