{"id":739,"date":"2012-05-30T23:44:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T23:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/05\/30\/broccoli-casserole\/"},"modified":"2012-05-30T23:44:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-30T23:44:00","slug":"broccoli-casserole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/05\/30\/broccoli-casserole\/","title":{"rendered":"Broccoli Casserole"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nThe language is somewhat coarse, so if this offends you do not read on.<\/p>\n

\n\tA woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. <\/p>\n

\tThey all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.<\/p>\n

\tThe woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.<\/p>\n

\tIt wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. <\/p>\n

\tBefore she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and said in a rather stern voice, ‘Skippy!’. <\/p>\n

\tThe woman thought, ‘This is great!’ and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. <\/p>\n

\tThis time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longerrrrrrip. <\/p>\n

\tThe father again looked at the dog and yelled, ‘Skippy!’ <\/p>\n

\tOnce again the woman smiled and thought ‘Yes!’ A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. <\/p>\n

\tShe let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.<\/p>\n

\tOnce again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ‘Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!’<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Stephen C on May 30, 2012, 11:51 pm<\/p>\n

Now that there’s funny, don’t care who ya are, that’s funny. \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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