{"id":738,"date":"2012-05-30T23:41:45","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T23:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/05\/30\/do-you-know-your-state-motto\/"},"modified":"2012-05-30T23:41:45","modified_gmt":"2012-05-30T23:41:45","slug":"do-you-know-your-state-motto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/05\/30\/do-you-know-your-state-motto\/","title":{"rendered":"Do You Know Your State Motto"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nDo You Know Your State Motto?<\/p>\n

\tAlabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity
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\n\tAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
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\n\tArizona: But It’s A Dry Heat
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\n\tArkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
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\n\tCalifornia: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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\n\tColorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
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\n\tConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet
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\n\tDelaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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\n\tFlorida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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\n\tGeorgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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\n\tHawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
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\n\tIdaho: More Than Just Potatoes … Well Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
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\n\tIllinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the "S"
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\n\tIndiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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\n\tIowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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\n\tKansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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\n\tKentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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\n\tLouisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign
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\n\tMaine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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\n\tMaryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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\n\tMassachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)
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\n\tMichigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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\n\tMinnesota: 10,000 Lakes… And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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\n\tMississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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\n\tMissouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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\n\tMontana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else
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\n\tNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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\n\tNevada: Prostitutes and Poker!
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\n\tNew Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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\n\tNew Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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\n\tNew Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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\n\tNew York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To an Attorney
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\n\tNorth Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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\n\tNorth Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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\n\tOhio: At Least We’re Not Michigan
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\n\tOklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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\n\tOregon: Spotted Owl… It’s What’s For Dinner…
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\n\tPennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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\n\tRhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island
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\n\tSouth Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender
\n\t,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\n\tSouth Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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\n\tTennessee: The Educashun State
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\n\tTexas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les (Yes, I Speak English)
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\n\tUtah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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\n\tVermont: Yep
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\n\tVirginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw Yokels Don’t Mix?
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\n\tWashington: Help! Nerds And Slackers Overrun Us!
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\n\tWashington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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\n\tWest Virginia: One Big Happy Family… Really!
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\n\tWisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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\n\tWyoming: Where Men Are Men … and The Sheep Are Scared
\n\t—<\/p>\n

\t "Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
\n\t-Unknown<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> fscobe on May 31, 2012, 5:17 pm<\/p>\n

Do you realize some genius sat down and thought these out?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> NofieldFive on May 31, 2012, 6:20 pm<\/p>\n

That genius hit the Texas Motto on the head!<\/p>\n

\tAudie<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> RobertM2 on June 4, 2012, 6:12 pm<\/p>\n

Illinois motto is wrong. It should be Pres. B.H.O. is NOT out favorite son. He wasn’t born in our state either!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Stickman on June 4, 2012, 7:21 pm<\/p>\n

Your are correct, sir.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> CC Roller on June 9, 2012, 1:21 am<\/p>\n

Hi All<\/p>\n

\tI like Michigan:: Sure we are going to attack……………… only if you try to send us Oboma….<\/p>\n

\tCC Roller<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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