\nA man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his\u00a0 wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.
\n\t\u00a0
\n\tSince her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.<\/p>\n
\t‘I’d like to be eight again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.<\/p>\n
\tOn the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the ScreamingRoller Coaster, everything there was.<\/p>\n
\tFive hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside
\n\tdown. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
\n\tchocolate shake.<\/p>\n
\tThen it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favoritecandy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!<\/p>\n
\tFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.<\/p>\n
\tHe leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?<\/p>\n
\tHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.<\/p>\n
\t‘I meant my dress size, you @*#*! retard!!!!’<\/p>\n
\tThe moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.<\/p>\n
\tSEND THIS TO ALL THE MEN &WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> fscobe on May 31, 2012, 5:07 pm<\/p>\n Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on June 1, 2012, 11:38 am<\/p>\n \tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n Posted by:<\/strong> NofieldFive on June 1, 2012, 9:46 pm<\/p>\n A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his\u00a0 wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. \u00a0 Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}