\nWoman:
\n\tDo you drink beer?<\/p>\n
\tMan:
\n\tYes<\/p>\n
\tWoman:
\n\tHow many beers a day?<\/p>\n
\tMan:
\n\tUsually about 3<\/p>\n
\tWoman:
\n\tHow much do you pay per beer?<\/p>\n
\tMan:
\n\t$5.00 which includes a tip<\/p>\n
\t(This is where it gets scary!)<\/p>\n
\tWoman:
\n\tAnd how long have you been drinking?<\/p>\n
\tMan:
\n\tAbout 20 years, I suppose<\/p>\n
\tWoman:
\n\tSo a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?<\/p>\n
\tMan:
\n\tCorrect<\/p>\n
\tWoman:
\n\tIf in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?<\/p>\n
\tMan:
\n\tCorrect<\/p>\n
\tWoman:
\n\tDo you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?<\/p>\n
\tMan:
\n\tDo you drink beer?<\/p>\n
\tWoman:
\n\tNo<\/p>\n
\tMan:
\n\tWhere’s your Ferrari?<\/p>\n
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