\nA group of leading medical researchers have published data indicating that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and charoses, it seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the Liver. <\/p>\n
\tAt our seder, we have whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with Metamucil.
\n\tThe brand name, of course, is…’Let My People Go.’<\/p>\n
\tOld Jewish men in Miami get hernias from wearing chai’s which are too heavy.
\n\tThis condition is called chaiatal hernia!<\/p>\n
\tIf a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what does a mohel carry?
\n\tA briskit!<\/p>\n
\tJEWISH JEOPARDY – We give the answer, you give the question <\/p>\n
\tA: Midrash
\n\tQ: What is a Mideast skin disease?<\/p>\n
\tA: The Gaza Strip
\n\tQ: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?<\/p>\n
\tA: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and latke
\n\tQ: What are a cheder, a seder, and a tater? <\/p>\n
\tA: Sofer
\n\tQ: On what do Jews recline on Passover?<\/p>\n
\tA: Babylon
\n\tQ: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?<\/p>\n
\tA: Filet Minyan
\n\tQ: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?<\/p>\n
\tA: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision.
\n\tQ: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?<\/p>\n
\tAnd speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising Rabbi is offering circumcisions via the Internet.
\n\tThe service is to be called…’E-MOIL’<\/p>\n
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