{"id":7274,"date":"2014-04-18T16:47:10","date_gmt":"2014-04-18T16:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/04\/18\/happy-easter\/"},"modified":"2014-04-18T16:47:10","modified_gmt":"2014-04-18T16:47:10","slug":"happy-easter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/04\/18\/happy-easter\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Easter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nQ: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?<br \/>\n\tA: He was having a bad hare day!<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?<br \/>\n\tA: With a harebrush!<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: What kind of books do rabbits like?<br \/>\n\tA: Ones with hoppy endings!<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: Why shouldn&#8217;t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?<br \/>\n\tA: It might crack up!<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?<br \/>\n\tA: Because the powder puff is on the other end!<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: What did one colored egg say to the other?<br \/>\n\tA: &quot;Heard any good yolks lately&quot;?<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?<br \/>\n\tA: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?<br \/>\n\tA: Only one. After that, it&#8217;s not empty!<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: Why did the Easter egg hide?<br \/>\n\tA: He was a little chicken!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day! Q: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat? A: With a harebrush! Q: What kind of books do rabbits like? A: Ones&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}