{"id":7252,"date":"2014-04-14T00:42:37","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T00:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/04\/14\/new-body-scanner\/"},"modified":"2014-04-14T00:42:37","modified_gmt":"2014-04-14T00:42:37","slug":"new-body-scanner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/04\/14\/new-body-scanner\/","title":{"rendered":"New Body Scanner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nTEL AVIV, Israel &#8211; The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It&#8217;s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.<\/p>\n<p>\tIsrael sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.<\/p>\n<p>\tYou&#8217;re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London<\/p>\n<p>\tShalom!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tP.S.  This is a joke, not real.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TEL AVIV, Israel &#8211; The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It&#8217;s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}