\nEach Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.<\/p>\n
\tBut, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.<\/p>\n
\tThe delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.<\/p>\n
\tThe Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass…and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, ‘You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.<\/p>\n
\tBubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.<\/p>\n
\tThe Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.<\/p>\n
\tThere stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.<\/p>\n
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