{"id":7164,"date":"2014-03-30T07:35:57","date_gmt":"2014-03-30T07:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/03\/30\/senior-texting-codes\/"},"modified":"2014-03-30T07:35:57","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T07:35:57","slug":"senior-texting-codes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/03\/30\/senior-texting-codes\/","title":{"rendered":"Senior Texting Codes"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nYoung people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:<\/p>\n

\t* ATD- At the Doctor’s<\/p>\n

\t* BFF – Best Friends Funeral<\/p>\n

\t* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair<\/p>\n

\t* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth<\/p>\n

\t* CBM- Covered by Medicare<\/p>\n

\t* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center<\/p>\n

\t* DWI- Driving While Incontinent<\/p>\n

\t* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was<\/p>\n

\t* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low<\/p>\n

\t* GHA – Got Heartburn Again<\/p>\n

\t* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement<\/p>\n

\t* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out<\/p>\n

\t* LOL- Living on Lipitor<\/p>\n

\t* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas<\/p>\n

\t* TOT- Texting on Toilet<\/p>\n

\t* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?<\/p>\n

\tGGLKI \u2026..(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!) <\/p>\n

\tGoddess \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on March 30, 2014, 3:36 pm<\/p>\n

Love it.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on March 30, 2014, 6:39 pm<\/p>\n

Good ones, but too close for comfort \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> ACPA on March 30, 2014, 9:30 pm<\/p>\n

Great, but I don’t text so don’t have to remember them.<\/p>\n

\tNoah<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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