{"id":7084,"date":"2014-03-07T13:00:33","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T13:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/03\/07\/a-true-story-about-doc-and-rose\/"},"modified":"2014-03-07T13:00:33","modified_gmt":"2014-03-07T13:00:33","slug":"a-true-story-about-doc-and-rose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/03\/07\/a-true-story-about-doc-and-rose\/","title":{"rendered":"A true story about Doc and Rose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nTwo elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, &quot;Doc, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?&quot;  <\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Outstanding,&quot; replied Doc.  &quot;They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc.  It was great&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;That&#8217;s great! And what was the name of the clinic?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tDoc went blank.  He thought and thought, but couldn&#8217;t remember.  Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, &quot;What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;You mean a rose?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Yes, that&#8217;s it!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tDoc turned to his wife, &quot;Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tSorry folks we just couldn&#8217;t resist this one.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, &quot;Doc, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?&quot; &quot;Outstanding,&quot; replied Doc. &quot;They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}