{"id":7019,"date":"2014-02-21T21:38:19","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T21:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/02\/21\/clever-words\/"},"modified":"2014-02-21T21:38:19","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T21:38:19","slug":"clever-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/02\/21\/clever-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Clever Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nClever Words<\/p>\n<p>\n\t1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby&#8217;s to work at McDonalds<\/p>\n<p>\t2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do<\/p>\n<p>\t3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage<\/p>\n<p>\t4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with<\/p>\n<p>\t5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate (I had to think about this one. . . but got it!)<\/p>\n<p>\t6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who install kitchen counters<\/p>\n<p>\t7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living<\/p>\n<p>\t8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist<\/p>\n<p>\t9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does<\/p>\n<p>\t10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money<\/p>\n<p>\t11. MISTY: How golfers create divots<\/p>\n<p>\t12. PARADOX: Two physicians!<\/p>\n<p>\t13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower<\/p>\n<p>\t14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm<\/p>\n<p>\t15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with<\/p>\n<p>\t16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!<\/p>\n<p>\t17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring<\/p>\n<p>\t18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife<\/p>\n<p>\t19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does<\/p>\n<p>\t20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clever Words 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby&#8217;s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}