{"id":7007,"date":"2014-02-20T04:52:04","date_gmt":"2014-02-20T04:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/02\/20\/wife\/"},"modified":"2014-02-20T04:52:04","modified_gmt":"2014-02-20T04:52:04","slug":"wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/02\/20\/wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA  man received text from his neighbor &#8230; :<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Sorry sir, I am using   your wife&#8230;I am using day and night &#8230;I am using when you are not present at   home&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\tIn fact I am using more than You are using&#8230;.. I confess this because now I feel very much  guilt&#8230;   Hope You will accept my sincere apologies &quot;  <\/p>\n<p>\t&#8230; And the man  shot his wife&#8230;&#8230;.   <\/p>\n<p>\tFew minutes  later he received another text:  Sorry sir, spelling mistake &#8230; wifi not  wife.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man received text from his neighbor &#8230; : &quot;Sorry sir, I am using your wife&#8230;I am using day and night &#8230;I am using when you are not present at home&#8230;. In fact I am using more than You are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}