{"id":6914,"date":"2014-01-31T23:07:12","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T23:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/01\/31\/a-few-very-useful-one-liners\/"},"modified":"2014-01-31T23:07:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T23:07:12","slug":"a-few-very-useful-one-liners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/01\/31\/a-few-very-useful-one-liners\/","title":{"rendered":"A few very useful one liners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nHere are a few good 1 liners I have encountered over the years:<\/p>\n<p>\tIf they put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling on a 4 lane highway.<\/p>\n<p>\tI&#8217;m going to cut you so low you will need an umbrella so the ants don&#8217;t pee on you.<\/p>\n<p>\tYou should have been born a hemorrhoid you are such a pain in the rear.<\/p>\n<p>\tIf you brains were gasoline, there wouldn&#8217;t be enough to run a pissant motorcycle around a Cheerio.<\/p>\n<p>\tI&#8217;m going to kick your butt so hard you will have to stand on your head to crap.<\/p>\n<p>\tSome of these might be useful if you encounter an Obama drone!! <img src=\"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/>  <img src=\"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are a few good 1 liners I have encountered over the years: If they put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling on a 4 lane highway. I&#8217;m going to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":77,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/77"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}