{"id":6848,"date":"2014-01-21T17:31:07","date_gmt":"2014-01-21T17:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/01\/21\/the-special-therapist\/"},"modified":"2014-01-21T17:31:07","modified_gmt":"2014-01-21T17:31:07","slug":"the-special-therapist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/01\/21\/the-special-therapist\/","title":{"rendered":"The Special Therapist"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nAn Arizona couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office.<\/p>\n

\tThe doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’
\n\tThe man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’
\n\tThe doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.<\/p>\n

\tWhen the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..’<\/p>\n

\tHe thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.<\/p>\n

\tThe next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.<\/p>\n

\tThis happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.<\/p>\n

\tFinally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, ‘I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?’<\/p>\n

\tThe man says, ‘We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married; so we can’t go to her house. I’m married; and we can’t go to my house.<\/p>\n

\tThe Holiday Inn charges $98.<\/p>\n

\tThe Hilton charges $139.<\/p>\n

\tWe do it here for $50, and best of all….<\/p>\n

\tMedicare pays $43 of it.’<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on January 22, 2014, 12:23 am<\/p>\n

Will keep that in mind in the future!!!!!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on January 22, 2014, 12:35 am<\/p>\n

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