{"id":6841,"date":"2014-01-21T14:46:48","date_gmt":"2014-01-21T14:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/01\/21\/no-more-free-sex\/"},"modified":"2014-01-21T14:46:48","modified_gmt":"2014-01-21T14:46:48","slug":"no-more-free-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/01\/21\/no-more-free-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"No more free sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nBoudreaux woke up one morning to find Marie packing her bags.  &quot;where the heck are you going?&quot;  demanded Boudreaux.  Marie replied,&quot; You know all this free sex I&#8217;ve been giving you all these years?  Well I just found out I can get $200 a shot for it out in Las Vegas.&quot;  With that Boudreaux jumped out of bed and began packing HIS bags, too.  &quot;Where do you think you&#8217;re going?&#8217;  demanded Marie.  Boudreaux responded &quot;I want to see just how the hell you gonna be able to live on $400 per year!!!&quot;&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boudreaux woke up one morning to find Marie packing her bags. &quot;where the heck are you going?&quot; demanded Boudreaux. Marie replied,&quot; You know all this free sex I&#8217;ve been giving you all these years? Well I just found out I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}