{"id":6825,"date":"2014-01-18T13:08:03","date_gmt":"2014-01-18T13:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/01\/18\/guy-walks-into-a-bar\/"},"modified":"2014-01-18T13:08:03","modified_gmt":"2014-01-18T13:08:03","slug":"guy-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/01\/18\/guy-walks-into-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Guy walks into a bar&#8212;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA guy walks into a bar waving his 1911 Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip and yelled, &quot;who is here has been screwing my wife?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tA voice from the back of the bar yelled back, &quot;you need more ammo.&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy walks into a bar waving his 1911 Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip and yelled, &quot;who is here has been screwing my wife?&quot; A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, &quot;you need more ammo.&quot;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}