\n\tConfessions of a Wayward Catholic<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n
\tConfessions of a Wayward Catholic <\/em>is a hilarious yet insightful account of Frank Scoblete\u2019s years from kindergarten through grandparenthood as a confused, wayward, seemingly ever-sinning Catholic. Join Frank for an entertaining but possibly hell-bound ride as he attempts to understand what God and religion are all about. Will Frank reach the pearly gates or be banished to eternal damnation?<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cI love my husband but there is stuff in this book that is disgraceful and should never have been written!\u201d \u2013 Alene Scoblete, wife<\/p>\n \t\u201cFrancis Scoblete has been a major sinner ever since he came to elementary school. I watched him closely at the dances.\u201d \u2013 Sister Jerome Blake, in charge of making sure girls and boys slow danced a foot apart.<\/p>\n \t\u201cI don\u2019t know why Jewish kids went to a Catholic school but I\u2019m proud they did well in religion.\u201d \u2013 Chief Rabbi Sol Bernstein<\/p>\n \t\u201cI believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. Luckily, Frank lives in another town and is not my neighbor.\u201d \u2013 Jesus Christ<\/p>\n \t\u201cScoblete says I have no sense of humor. I will afflict him with boils and sores over his whole body, just like I did Job.\u201d \u2013 God<\/p>\n \t\u201cFrank Scoblete has been wayward for over six decades. He\u2019s my main man!\u201d \u2013 Satan<\/p>\n \n\tPrice $16.95 + $6 shipping and handling (total $22.95)<\/p>\n \tCall 1-800-944-0406 for mail order<\/p>\n \tChecks \/ Money Orders to:
\n\tFrank Scoblete Enterprises
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