\n(1) Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.<\/p>\n
\t(2) It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.<\/p>\n
\t(3) Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(4) Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(5) Never test the depth of the water with both feet.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(6) If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(7) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
\n\tThat way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(8) If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.<\/p>\n
\n\t(9) Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.<\/p>\n
\n\t(10) If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(11) If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(12) Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(12a) Some days you’re the pigeon; some days you’re the status.<\/p>\n
\n\t(13) Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(14) The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(15) A closed mouth gathers no foto.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(16) There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(17) Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(18) Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\t(19) Never miss a good chance to shut up.<\/p>\n
\t\u00a0(20) Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.<\/p>\n
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