{"id":652,"date":"2012-05-10T21:26:27","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T21:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/05\/10\/timmers-joke-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2012-05-10T21:26:27","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T21:26:27","slug":"timmers-joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/05\/10\/timmers-joke-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Timmer&#039;s Joke Of The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px\">Two cannibals were eating dinner.<\/p>\n<p>\tOne said, &quot;I really hate my sister.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tThe other said, &quot;Well, just eat the noodles.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tHey&#8230;  Waddya expect for free&#8230;?  \ud83d\ude06 <\/p>\n<p>\t \ud83d\ude0e  \ud83d\ude0e  \ud83d\ude0e <\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> ACPA on May 10, 2012, 11:37 pm<\/p>\n<div>That&#8217;s as bad as the holdup man who told the guy to &quot;Give me you your money&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tResponse was &quot;hey I&#8217;m an IRS agent.<\/p>\n<p>\tHoldup give &quot;Give me my money&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tNoah<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two cannibals were eating dinner. One said, &quot;I really hate my sister.&quot; The other said, &quot;Well, just eat the noodles.&quot; Hey&#8230; Waddya expect for free&#8230;? \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83d\ude0e \ud83d\ude0e Replies: Posted by: ACPA on May 10, 2012, 11:37 pm That&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}