\nYou can tell a smart woman every time.<\/p>\n
\tWife – "Where the hell have you been? You said you’d be done with golf by noon!\u201d<\/p>\n
\tHusband – "I’m so sorry, Honey, but you probably don’t want to hear the reason.\u201d<\/p>\n
\tWife – "I want the truth, and I want it NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n
\tHusband – "Fine. We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse, I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the button. On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire. I changed it in a jiffy, and next she’s offering me money. Of course, I refuse it – then she tells me she was
\n\theaded to the bar at the Sheraton – and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer.<\/p>\n
\tShe’s such a sweetie, I said yes. Before you know it – one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from
\n\tour table.<\/p>\n
\tShe suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand. Now I’m in her room … clothes are flying … the talking stopped … and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable.<\/p>\n
\tIt must have gone on for hours, because before I know it the clock says 5:30. I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am.
\n\tThere. You wanted the truth .. you got it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\tWife – "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn’t you!?\u201d<\/p>\n
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