{"id":6396,"date":"2013-10-24T22:42:32","date_gmt":"2013-10-24T22:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/10\/24\/wife-is-not-speaking-to-me\/"},"modified":"2013-10-24T22:42:32","modified_gmt":"2013-10-24T22:42:32","slug":"wife-is-not-speaking-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/10\/24\/wife-is-not-speaking-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Wife is not speaking to me"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nOne night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another.<\/p>\n

\tAfter a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.<\/p>\n

\t"What’s the matter?" the bartender asks.<\/p>\n

\t"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days."<\/p>\n

\tThe bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?" asked the bartender.<\/p>\n

\t"Yeah, except today is the last night."<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on October 28, 2013, 11:10 pm<\/p>\n

I love this one<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on October 30, 2013, 11:29 am<\/p>\n

We all have our limits.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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