\nIn an office:
\n\tTOILET OUT OF ORDER……… PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW<\/p>\n
\tIn a Laundromat:
\n\tAUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT<\/p>\n
\tIn a London department store:
\n\tBARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS<\/p>\n
\tIn an office:
\n\tWOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN<\/p>\n
\tIn an office:
\n\tAFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD<\/p>\n
\tOutside a second-hand shop:
\n\tWE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?<\/p>\n
\tNotice in health food shop window:
\n\tCLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS<\/p>\n
\tSpotted in a safari park:
\n\tELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR<\/p>\n
\tSeen during a conference:
\n\tFOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR<\/p>\n
\tNotice in a farmer’s field:
\n\tTHE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.<\/p>\n
\tOn a repair shop door:
\n\tWE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK).<\/p>\n
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