{"id":6278,"date":"2013-10-04T01:49:47","date_gmt":"2013-10-04T01:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/10\/04\/proof-that-the-world-is-nuts\/"},"modified":"2013-10-04T01:49:47","modified_gmt":"2013-10-04T01:49:47","slug":"proof-that-the-world-is-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/10\/04\/proof-that-the-world-is-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"PROOF That The World Is Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nIn Lebanon<\/span>,men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.<\/p>\n

\t(Like THAT makes sense.)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tIn Bahrain<\/span>, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.<\/p>\n

\t(Do they look different reversed?)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tMuslims<\/span> are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.<\/p>\n

\t(A brick?)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tThe penalty for masturbation Indonesia<\/span> is decapitation.<\/p>\n

\t(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)
\n\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tThere are men in Guam<\/span> whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower<\/span> young virgins, who pay them<\/span> for the privilege of having sex for the first time<\/p>\n

\tReason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.<\/p>\n

\t(Let’s just think for a minute; is there
\n\tany job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tIn Hong Kong<\/span>, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
\n\tThe husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.<\/p>\n

\t(Ah! Justice!)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tTopless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,England<\/span> – but only in tropical fish stores.<\/p>\n

\t(But of course!)
\n\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tIn Cali, Colombia<\/span>,a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, hermother must be in the room to witness the act.<\/p>\n

\t(Makes one shudder at the thought.)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~<\/p>\n

\tIn Santa Cruz,Bolivia<\/span>, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.<\/p>\n

\t(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tIn Maryland<\/span>, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’<\/p>\n

\t(Is this a great country or what?<\/p>\n

\tWell,…. not as great as Guam !)<\/span><\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tBanging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.<\/p>\n

\t(Who volunteers for these tests?)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tThe ant<\/span> can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.<\/p>\n

\t(From drinking little bottles of ???)
\n\t(Did our government pay for this research??)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tButterflies<\/span> taste with their feet…<\/p>\n

\t(Ah, geez.)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tAn ostrich’s<\/span> eye is bigger than its brain.<\/p>\n

\t(I know some people like that.)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tStarfish<\/span> don’t have brains.<\/p>\n

\t(I know some people like that, too.)<\/p>\n

\t*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/p>\n

\tAnd, the best for last?<\/p>\n

\tTurtles<\/span> can breathe through their butts…<\/p>\n

\t(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)<\/p>\n

\tThank you all for reading this.<\/p>\n

\tIf you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam<\/span><\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on October 6, 2013, 1:36 pm<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on October 6, 2013, 10:38 pm<\/p>\n

These are crazy and funny as well. <\/p>\n

\tPit Boss you have way to much time on your hands. You need to get a real job. Where do you get this stuff.<\/p>\n

\tBut remember I love your posts.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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