\nSeveral days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.<\/p>\n
\t I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.<\/p>\n
\t A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.<\/p>\n
\t Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.<\/p>\n
\t Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.<\/p>\n
\t My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.<\/p>\n
\t My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.<\/p>\n
\t His theory is that the car will be stolen.<\/p>\n
\t As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.<\/p>\n
\t His theory was right.<\/p>\n
\t The parking lot was empty.<\/p>\n
\t I immediately called the police. I gave them my location,<\/p>\n
\t confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.<\/p>\n
\t Then I made the most difficult call of all,"Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.)
\n\t"I left my keys in the car and it’s been stolen." <\/p>\n
\t There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.<\/p>\n
\t "Are you kidding’ me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!<\/p>\n
\t Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."<\/p>\n
\t He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn’t steal your car."<\/p>\n
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