{"id":615,"date":"2012-05-04T04:48:21","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T04:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/05\/04\/the-surgeons\/"},"modified":"2012-05-04T04:48:21","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T04:48:21","slug":"the-surgeons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/05\/04\/the-surgeons\/","title":{"rendered":"The Surgeons"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nFive surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on…….<\/p>\n

\tThe first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."<\/p>\n

\tThe second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside of them are color coded."<\/p>\n

\tThe third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them are in alphabetical order."<\/p>\n

\tThe fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers… Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."<\/p>\n

\tBut the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when he observed: "You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.<\/p>\n

\tThere’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the a$$ are interchangeable."<\/p>\n

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