{"id":6139,"date":"2013-09-20T13:13:55","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T13:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/09\/20\/80-year-old-couple\/"},"modified":"2013-09-20T13:13:55","modified_gmt":"2013-09-20T13:13:55","slug":"80-year-old-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/09\/20\/80-year-old-couple\/","title":{"rendered":"80 year old couple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA couple in their 80&#8217;s sleep on a double bed.  Because they wake up several times a night and often have a hard time going back to sleep, they keep the TV on but mute the sound.  In this manner the one awake can watch the TV without disturbing the sleeping spouse.  <\/p>\n<p>\tOne night the wife noticed that the husband was running his hand over her arm, then over her chest and down over her stomach.  She said &quot;sweet heart you are making me feel romantic.&quot;  He replied &quot;I am sorry honey, I was looking for the remote control.&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple in their 80&#8217;s sleep on a double bed. Because they wake up several times a night and often have a hard time going back to sleep, they keep the TV on but mute the sound. In this manner&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}