{"id":6138,"date":"2013-09-20T08:10:41","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T08:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/09\/20\/old-pilots\/"},"modified":"2013-09-20T08:10:41","modified_gmt":"2013-09-20T08:10:41","slug":"old-pilots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/09\/20\/old-pilots\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Pilots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA 65 year old man went to the  doctor for his Class II exam and the<br \/>\n\t  doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.  The doctor<br \/>\n\t  asked, &quot;To what do you  attribute your good health?&quot;<br \/>\n\t  The old  timer said, &quot;I&#8217;m a helicopter pilot and that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m in<br \/>\n\t  such good shape. I &#8216;m up well before daylight, climb  all over the<br \/>\n\t  helicopter doing my  preflight inspection, flying all day, etc.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t The doctor said, &quot;Well, I&#8217;m sure that  helps, but there&#8217;s got to be<br \/>\n\t  more to it. How old was your dad when he  died?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t The old timer said, &quot;Who said my dad&#8217;s  dead?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The doctor said, &quot;You mean you&#8217;re 65  years old and your dad&#8217;s still<br \/>\n\t  alive? How old is  he?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The old timer said, &quot;He&#8217;s 84 yrs old  and, in fact, he built and flies<br \/>\n\t  his own airplane  and he went flying with me this morning. That&#8217;s why<br \/>\n\t  he&#8217;s still alive&#8230; he&#8217;s a pilot  too!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The doctor said, &quot;Well, that&#8217;s great,  but I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s more to<br \/>\n\t  it. How about your dad&#8217;s dad? How old  was he when he died?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The old timer  said, &quot;Who said my grandpa&#8217;s dead?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The doctor said, &quot;You mean your dad is  84 years old and his father is<br \/>\n\t  still living! How old is  he?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The old timer said, &quot;Grandpa is 102  years old and he was a pilot<br \/>\n\t  too.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The doctor was getting frustrated at  this point and said, &quot;I guess he<br \/>\n\t  went flying with you this morning too?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The old timer said, &quot;No&#8230;Grandpa  couldn&#8217;t go this morning because he just<br \/>\n\t  got married<br \/>\n\t  and he&#8217;s on his honeymoon.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The doctor said in amazement, &quot;Got  married!! Why would a 102-year-old guy<br \/>\n\t  want to get married?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t  The old timer said, &quot;Who said he wanted  to?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tGoddess<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on September 20, 2013, 1:05 pm<\/p>\n<div>Goddess, great joke.  Did not see that one coming.  <\/p>\n<p>\tDP&#8212;what do you think.<\/p>\n<p>\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on September 20, 2013, 3:47 pm<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude00  \ud83d\ude06  \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on September 23, 2013, 6:26 am<\/p>\n<div>I want to be like Grandpa if I make it to 102!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on September 23, 2013, 1:37 pm<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude06  \ud83d\ude06  \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dice Pilot on November 12, 2013, 3:49 am<\/p>\n<div>Good one.  You had me at Class 2 medical exam.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 65 year old man went to the doctor for his Class II exam and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, &quot;To what do you attribute your good health?&quot; The old&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}