\nSeveral days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. <\/p>\n
\tI was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. <\/p>\n
\tSuddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.<\/p>\n
\tMy wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. <\/p>\n
\tMy theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.<\/p>\n
\tHer theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. <\/p>\n
\tHer theory was right. The parking lot was empty. <\/p>\n
\tI immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.<\/p>\n
\tThen I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these. <\/p>\n
\t"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." <\/p>\n
\tThere was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice. <\/p>\n
\t"Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!"<\/p>\n
\tNow it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." <\/p>\n
\tShe retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car." <\/p>\n
\tYep it’s the golden years .<\/p>\n
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