\n1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
\n\t Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
\n\t At Passing Cars.
\n\tSee If They Slow Down. <\/p>\n
\t2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘ For Marijuana’ <\/p>\n
\t 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. <\/p>\n
\t 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. <\/p>\n
\t5. Sing Along At The Opera. <\/p>\n
\t 6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’ <\/p>\n
\t7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’ <\/p>\n
\t 8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy,
\n\tWe are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’ <\/p>\n
\tAnd The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity <\/p>\n
\t9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.<\/p>\n
\tIt’s Called …. THERAPY<\/p>\n
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